Saturday, March 26, 2011
And I have a pretty big head.
Is this real? Should I assume that English Mastiffs are part of a steroid testing center?
And more so, is this happy couple insane? If the dog had a rabid outrage it could swallow both of them and ride the horse home.
Do they not see that they have a giant monster on a leash? What is that man going to accomplish with that leash were the dog to take off into a sprint?
Looking like a retard as he is dragged through the park and then eaten as a morning snack, that's what he'll accomplish.
Silly people and their flimsy leash.
I suppose the gravestones in the background are there as a sign, to bad everyone is smiling and oblivious. They should be wielding 150,000 watt cattle prods.
Friday, March 25, 2011
Introducing...my main character.
Our conversation goes like this:
Me: Hey you! What are you doing, just standing there?
MC: I'm enjoying the cold pits of despair you've so generously written me into.
Me: Well, do you think you could do something? Stab someone? Clean the coffee table?
MC: I can think of one person I would like to stab.
Me: Hm, interesting..*scribbles down notes* Could you tell me who that might be? Are they going to die?
MC: Yes. *evil grin* I think they will be dying.
Me: I'll be going now.
And because of her insubordination she is currently being dragged into a field by very large, very rabid and very blind trio of dogs.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Saturday, March 5, 2011
And I ask you now, good people of Blogger, why can't the living dead get the somewhat self esteem challenged but beautiful girl?
Why is it always the vampire or werewolf that get to strut around confident and powerful? Why do they, supernatural hotties of the fiction world get to be the mysterious ones getting all the attention?
What about the slightly gray decomposing gentlemen pacing the graveyard? What about him? He is lonely, he enjoys classical music, maybe he would like an attractive girl to stalk around the city or watch while she sits alone in a park.How would you feel about a new twist on zombies? Instead of them being relentless, mindless, shuffling flesh eaters; how would you feel if they were portrayed in a new light?
Of course they would still be dead and possibly a tad mentally off...
But let's say they maintained employment and were really good at algebra? Pottery? Taxidermy?
Let's say, the zombie is the hero of the day who gets the girl?