I've been researching for the perfect animal to turn into something crazy/weird/magical and have run into some odd Google images. This one in particular I cannot wrap my head around..
And I have a pretty big head.
Is this real? Should I assume that English Mastiffs are part of a steroid testing center?
And more so, is this happy couple insane? If the dog had a rabid outrage it could swallow both of them and ride the horse home.
Do they not see that they have a giant monster on a leash? What is that man going to accomplish with that leash were the dog to take off into a sprint?
Looking like a retard as he is dragged through the park and then eaten as a morning snack, that's what he'll accomplish.
Silly people and their flimsy leash.
I suppose the gravestones in the background are there as a sign, to bad everyone is smiling and oblivious. They should be wielding 150,000 watt cattle prods.